So since this blog is utter shit Im gonna kind of use it as a napkin to wipe off the more unwanted of my thinkings. Paramount among unwanted thinkings this week is what I am going to do for my portfolio. It is due Thursday, a week from today. I have not really started it/ dont have much to put in it yet. Maybe like 2 pieces, incomplete. fuck it though I got an itunes full of bassnectar and a brain full of outrageously advanced intellect. Let's do this.
With the customary "Let's do this" out of the way I must now actually start doing this. I'm going to include 10 items in my portfolio, because thats how many sheets come in a pack of Pina Zangaro paper, not that I'm going to order any of that...though maybe I should. Anyway, these thoughts come later. First, what am I gonna put in my portfolio. I want to have alot of corporate stuff. 5 corporate systems + 5 other. The other will be music and school related. The 5 corporate stuff will include
1. My McDonalds redesign (coming soon to an internet near you)
2. My Veja Du Brand (I gotta reprint that)
3. 3 Other Corporations Im going to make up and design systems for.
Each of the systems pages will include various applications of the brand. They will include: Logo (+thumbnail process) website page layout, Signage, Brochures, Packaging,
Ok, fuck an ordered list, Im just gonna unorganizedly list shit That I want to include, and it'll be preserved for eternity in the amber-like aetheria of the internet:
Ticket Stubs,
In store display flag thingy,
CD Labels,
Poster,
Another thing though: This portfolio should include enough process work to function as a comprehensive guide to those with little design experience. One should get the sense that one has learned something about how to design by viewing the pages. One should also be impressed by the work. That is one thing I have a problem with in Graphic Design.
Impressing people feels like showing off, which as reidiculous as that is, it has honestly served as a serious block for me throughout my school career. I think i suffer a severe case of Solipsism; I honestly think that I'm so much better than everyone else, that to display my awesomeness would like, be unfair to all the lame people out there. But shit, I guess I gotta start being awesome if I wanna make some serious cash, which I guess is kinda expected of me. Sooooo, Steps in being awesome include: fuck yeah. Chilling hard. Kicking it. your boy. A dog. A pie. Monkeys. Shit I want a cigarette. Gotta quit that though. S'all bad. Maybe Ill try taking apart this computer. UUGUHGUHFUHFUHEINEIW